Fernando stares at her on the dance floor as she moves her body along to the music, “Follow Me” by 2NE1 blaring in his ears and he just can’t keep his eyes off her. Yes, he was married but he had needs and his wife was too far away to fulfill them at this moment. Somewhere in the back of his mind he knew this was wrong but those thoughts were squashed when he realized that she was looking straight at him. She swung her long blond hair around and started making her way towards him. He gulped hard and without wasting time, she began grinding against his lap. She was the type of girl that knew what she wanted and she wanted him. “Let’s get out of here” she breathed in his ear. The fact that she didn’t ask but demanded that made his majestic crotch burn in anticipation that he felt his dick would burst out of his jeans right then and there. They hailed a cab and started making out in the backseat not giving a damn that the cabby was giving them dirty looks but was obviously turned on by it too. Who doesn’t wanna see a world famous football star making out with a hottie?

She ran up to his hotel room and he followed and walked inside. Fernando pushed her roughly against the wall and his hand began caressing her thigh, going past the hem of her dress. Suddenly, he stopped dead in his tracks. Fernando felt the blood drain from his entire body.

“Yeah about that. You don’t mind do you? I pegged you as the type of guy that would have an open mind about things.” Fernando couldn’t believe what she had under her dress and couldn’t believe that her dick was bigger than his. He decided to put his feelings aside because she was really hot and kept going. He tried as much as he could to keep away from her privates until things started getting more serious. They took all their clothes off and walked into the bathroom. She bent him over the sink and said “So just how open minded are you?”

“Uh.. a bit” he said, voice slightly shaky. She spat on her hand and rubbed it on her massive, massive penis.

“Well brace yourself, sweetheart, because here I come” She said, grabbed his hips and entered his sweet lovecave.

“HIIIIIII HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Nando yelled as his face was being bashed into the mirror. His face and neck (and ass) were hurting but he didn’t mind. His arms flailed and the tiny soaps and shampoo bottles went flying everywhere, including his eye.

A tank couldn’t break her concentration, nevermind a tiny bottle so she didn’t even notice, even when Nando started yelling that he was in pain. She figured it would go away in a while and kept going.

“I’M GONNA… I’M GONNA… OH I’M DADDY COOL!!” she yelled as she came. She straightened herself out and got dressed, not even paying attention to the man that was lying on the bathroom floor, trying to sort things out.

“You’ll be okay, yeah? You don’t mind if I leave? I have a lot of things to do and the night is still young.” She blinked as Nando stared at the ground. “Well I’m sure you will. Bye!”

“Wait.” He finally said as she opened the door.

“Oh don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that I fucked Fernando Torres.” The blonde girl said, smiled and left.